Why Grant?

So, already, people are responding to my email and asking me, "What is your deal with this Grant guy?"

I can't really explain why I hate Grant so much. You just need to know the guy, and then you will understand.

Here's an old picture of him that I dug up...

Doesn't it just make you want to go crazy and start foaming at the mouth while babbling about how you can't un-see and un-know everything you've recently learned? Yeah, that is why Grant needs to be stopped and forced to flee the planet. I am the man who will save humanity from Marko "Hot Dog" Grant.